Flamingbuffalo

by Andrew Gaken

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Yeah, but he looks like a tool

It's wonderful to know that some kid might give up on his or her first choice school because this moron applied everywhere.

the 18-year-old Brooklyn brainiac got accepted into 18 selective schools - including all seven Ivy League colleges he applied to.

also:

In his four years at New Utrecht, he served as co-captain of the model UN team, captain and founder of the debate team, president of the mock-trial team, editor of the school newspaper and in a host of other positions. He also found time to play soccer

I bet the ladies love him