Why Vote?

28 October, 2008

even though the polls say you won't matter:

hell, something like a third of all voters may have already voted. Why not just get high now, and stay that way, so you’re “prepared” to deal with whatever happens, good or ill?

Because you must make sure your other loser friends and jobless relatives are sober enough to haul their ACORN-registered selves to the polls, dressed as Mickey Mouse, so they can vote for Communist Terror, forever.

Also, bonus points for the post title (follow the link)

Via Wonkette