...Designs succumbing
to creeping featuritis
are banana problems.
(“I know how to spell banana,
but I don’t know when to stop.”)
Before you reconfigure,mount a scratch monkey.
A dogcow makes
a moof. An aliasing bug
can smash the stack.
Full poem here
Flaming Buffalo Approves (even if it is embarrassing to know what a moof is... and to have had it set as a desktop in the past)