Flamingbuffalo

by Andrew Gaken

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I don’t support these troops

Army recruiters caught on tape intimidating high schoolers.

“Then guess what?” said Marquette. “You’re AWOL. Absent without leave. You want to go to school? You will not get no loans, because all college loans are federal and government loans. So you’ll be black barred from that. As soon as you get pulled over for a speeding ticket, they’re gonna see you’re a deserter, they’re going to apprehend you, take you to jail.”

Only one punishment suits: they should send him to Iraq with whatever unit the kids he was trying to bully were going to be sent with.