A fifth grader in Colorado wore a shirt reading: "Obama is a terrorist's best friend."
His father's a winner too though:
"It's the public school system," Dalton says. "Let's be honest, it's full of liberal loons."
Sweet alliteration aside, he's a moron. And the kid who got suspended, his name... wait for it... is Daxx. That's spelled with 2 x's for a double dose of stupid.