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by Andrew Gaken

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Fifth Grader Wears Offensive Shirt, Father Wears Ass on Head

A fifth grader in Colorado wore a shirt reading: "Obama is a terrorist's best friend."

His father's a winner too though:

"It's the public school system," Dalton says. "Let's be honest, it's full of liberal loons."

Sweet alliteration aside, he's a moron. And the kid who got suspended, his name... wait for it... is Daxx. That's spelled with 2 x's for a double dose of stupid.