Boy sucks at baseball, family sues everyone within a 5 mile radius

19 May, 2008

Ok, so your dreams of parenting the next Derek Jeter are going up in smoke, so what do you do?

This is America! You sue the hell outta everyone you can!

The lawsuit names:

Hillerich & Bradsby Co. (aka Louisville Slugger)
the Sports Authority
Little League Baseball

Worth noting, the kid wasn't even playing in a Little League game. Think about that. That's like me suing Nascar if I got in an accident. These parents are either crazy or greedy.

Also, Internets' Read on the issue:

"They didn't sue the coach for not teaching the little shit to pay attention to balls flying at him? Or maybe the mom should sue the dad for not teaching his son to be a decent baseball player..."

"Shouldn't they also be suing the batter and the makers and distributors of the HGH and steroids he was clearly using? And the police for sponsoring the Police League"